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Fri Jul 10, 2015, 10:13 PM by Softcorelumberjack:iconsoftcorelumberjack:
I know so many of these things go by every day, but I'm selling art on gofundme to try and purchase a new bedframe after having to get rid of my mattress due to an infestation that has since been dealt with. I couldn't afford to treat the mattress and now I have no bed, and everyone tells me to keep my bed off the floor with a metal bedframe (The bugs like to live in wooden bedframes), and the cheapest one I can find will be around 200 dollars total. Please, if you can help at all, please donate to my gofundme ( gofundme.com/survivaljack ) or purchase art through there as well, I hate to ask, but I spent all my carefully saved money to get rid of the bugs. 

  • Listening to: Gotye

Hello again!

Thu Feb 19, 2015, 12:10 AM by Softcorelumberjack:iconsoftcorelumberjack:
Hey there all, just an update. 
I now have a gofundme campaign where I sell my artwork, yes, the work I post here! If you'd like to purchase ANY pieces from me, please send me a message, or send one to funds.gofundme.com/dashboard/s… . The reason I have this campaign is because I had to replace my broken laptop for school, and I am now short on my bills and unsure how I am going to make it through the summer. I appreciate ANY help anyone can give, and will ship high quality art to whoever wants to buy it!

Prices are as follows.

4"x6" 
Unframed: $15.00 
Framed: $20.00 

8"x10" 
Unframed: $25.00 
Framed: $35.00 

11"x14" 
Unframed: $40.00 
Framed: $50.00 

18"x24" 
Unframed: $70.00 
Framed: $85.00 

  • Listening to: Gotye

I've made a Gofundme Page.

Journal Entry: Fri Jan 23, 2015, 4:33 PM


So, as an easier way for people to purchase artwork, I have made a Gofundme page.  gofundme.com/survivaljack For those wanting to buy my new watercolors in an easy, reliable way, please click the link, donate the price of the piece you want, and send me a message, comment, or note! Please state the date and time of your donation when you message me, then clarify which piece you would like a print of!

Been awhile

Journal Entry: Sat Dec 27, 2014, 6:54 PM


Hey everybody, it's been awhile; thought I'd post some art, and chat with everyone.

The lovely SpiffyNoodles gave me a membership!

  • Watching: Robin Hood Men in Tights
It's been awhile, anyone interested in me posting at all? 
  • Listening to: Jem- Come on Closer
....I gotta say it was an awesome movie. If you haven't read the comics.


Spoilers might be under here.



I've been a comic fan for a long time, and it ripped apart the comics entirely, it took tidbits from them, and threw them away.
If I keep going this will turn into a rant.
Suffice to say that, RDJ was brilliant as usual, the storyline was clever, but Shane Black just did another Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
  • Listening to: Alexander Rybak

will this work?

Wed Feb 20, 2013, 3:03 PM by Softcorelumberjack:iconsoftcorelumberjack:
Submitted something to the Neil Gaiman contest...for the monthly stories. I hope it makes it.

  • Listening to: Alexander Rybak
Since blogging and internet became the thing...there's nowhere you can post about how you're feeling without someone reblogging, reposting, re...something-ing your stuff or stuff...man...maybe I should start fucking journaling.
  • Listening to: Jen Titus- Oh Death
  • Eating: Chips
  • Drinking: Root beer
If you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 246 movies on this list. Put x's next to the movies you've seen and add them up. Have fun!


(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 7

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) Saw III
( ) Saw IV
( ) Saw V
(x) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 18

(x) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 21

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 30

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begining
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Suddenly 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 37

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total so far: 41

(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 47

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 52

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 60

(x) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Seven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean's Thirteen
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 69

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 77

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 82

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
Total so far: 97

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( )Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 100

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 106

( ) Baseketball
( )Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( )House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 108

( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 114

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) Prince Caspian
(x) 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 122

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
(x) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
(x) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 128

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 134

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal

Conclusion : 141

I noticed they're missing four of the Harry Potter movies...three Res. Evil movies, and a few others, like Zodiac, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, The Avengers...etc...Thor, Captain America..so I've seen a lot more.
  • Listening to: Jen Titus- Oh Death
  • Eating: Chips
  • Drinking: Root beer
So, I finally got internet at home, like a month before I'm moving out, figures, huh?
Then, I signed into Tumblr, and was rockin' it awesomely, and then it logged me out and scattered "Security Warning" all over the page. This I've experienced before, so I hit Change Password, and...somehow my email locked, and I haven't a clue what the answer to the security question is, and it keeps locking. So...wow. So I've been emailing the Tumblr support back and forth with my other email address...ugh. I miss Tumblr.
  • Listening to: Gotye
  • Drinking: Coffee.
So, instead of putting it in the title, I'll put it here. Happy New Year.

Now, if you follow me on Tumblr, (robertdowneywhoniur.tumblr.com), you'll probably already know this, but I found...wow, some..LimeyMelodies that I just can't get enough of. So, here's to the New Year coming on, with my melodies at my side, and onward we shall run into the sunset!
  • Drinking: Coffee.
And we're in a rented hall, baking and prepping food. It's so fun.
  • Drinking: Coffee.
I was supposed to get to make an awesome cake for my birthday, but my mom didn't save the money for it. So...looks like I get to resort to scrounging cash to try and get enough  for the cheesecake I want to make.

In other news, I just moved from offgrid into a house in a city. My dog, who I brought with me, has never lived in the city before, so she gets all concerned when people walk by on the street. It's funny. However, I'm sleeping in the living room currently until I can get my outside bedroom fixed up, and then I'll vanish from the world. *snorts* Not really.

However, hopefully soon I'll have internet again, and I plan on starting College as soon as is possible, majoring in Culinary arts, and, hopefully, taking a good English class.

That's about it, peoples. Cept I'm turning 21, so, that'll be nice.
  • Drinking: Coffee.
Of someone who will please please please write something with me to distract me from the horrific betrayal I just experienced? I want to write something angsty enough that I don't fall back into the bit of eternal despair I've spent much of my life in... please...someone...
Again.


So now I'm just here, eating carrots and ranch, and being bored with my crazy hair, which needs to be cut.
  • Listening to: the presidential debate, on autotune.
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[ ] smoked

[x] consumed alcohol

[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex

[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex

[x] kissed someone of the same sex

[x] had sex

[x] had someone in your room other than family

[x] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[x] taken painkillers

[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine

[x] lied to your parents

[x] lied to a friend

[ ] snuck out of the house

[x] done something illegal

[x] felt hurt  

[x] hurt someone

[ ] wished someone to die

[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[x] missed curfew

[x] stayed out all night

[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself

[x] been to a therapist

[ ] received a ticket

[ ] been to rehab

[x] dyed your hair

[x] been in an accident

[ ] been to a club

[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] been to a wild party

[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade

[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night

[ ] had a spring break in Florida

[ ] sniffed anything

[x] wore black nail polish

[] wore arm bands

[x] wore t-shirts with band names

[x] listened to rap

[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 24

[x] dressed gothic

[x] dressed girly

[x] dressed punk

[ ] dressed grunge

[x] stole something (I gave it back)

[x] been too drunk to remember anything

[x] blacked out

[ ] fainted

[] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

[x] had a crush on a friend

[x] been to a concert

[x] dry-humped someone (Didn't stay dry humping.)

[x] been called a slut

[x] called someone a slut

[ ] installed speakers in a car

[x] broken a mirror

[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house

[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 38

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper

[x] seen an R-rated movie

[x] cruised the mall

[x] skipped school

[ ] had surgery

[x] had an injury

[ ] gone to court

[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping (w/o tipping)

[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 44

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house

[x] broke the law in the police's presence

[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF

[ ] got in trouble with the police

[x] talked to a stranger  

[x] hugged a stranger

[x] kissed a stranger

[x] rode in the car with a stranger

[x] been harassed

[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 52

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online

[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight

[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight

[] watched TV for 5 hours straight

[x] been to a fair

[x] been called a bad influence

[ ] drank and drove

[x] prank-called someone
  
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex

[ ] cheated on a test


GRAND TOTAL: 58
  • Listening to: fuck knows.

I'm so tired.

Journal Entry: Mon Sep 3, 2012, 3:25 PM
So, I have internet after however many days...
Things went on, you know, just things. It looks stormy outside, which could be good or bad, hope my roof patch job worked. Otherwise it will rain on my bed. And that would be shitty.

It's funny, I changed my name to Jack on facebook, etc, and it ended up causing a huge fight between me and my sister, which didn't carry over into the non internet world. She didn't fight me in person, just online. But yesterday morning she told me to make coffee for my dad, and I said no, and she said "Jack, make dad coffee!" So...either a huge leap, or a teasing thing. Not sure which.


I've been so depressed lately that I can hardly stand it, I know this is the internet, and I probably shouldn't put this here, but I need to put it somewhere. It's hard to want to spend all of your time in bed if it's hot and you also can't sleep. Which I can't lately.
Here's how much I sleep, one time, I slept later than my friend, and she was so shocked that she didn't wake me up, because she'd never seen me sleep before, and she didn't know what to do. How bad is that?

Anyway....life sucks right now, except for writing with trinityblodprincess, which distracts me.

  • Listening to: shit

MY COUSIN! JAKE VARNER! OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST!

Journal Entry: Sun Aug 12, 2012, 1:22 PM
www.usatoday.com/sports/olympi…


My cousin, Jake Varner, won gold in wrestling! AND I CAN'T POST ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR BECAUSE I DON'T SLEEP AND I HIT MY POST LIMIT AT 4 AM THIS MORNING!

  • Listening to: Sugar how you get so fly.

I have returned!

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 13, 2012, 5:54 PM
From Camping. But not gonna be home for long. It's already the thirteenth or something, and I have to go back for the last weekend of July to cook in this awesome thing at Fort Ross. It's their bicentinial celebration. Usually only women are allowed in the kitchen, but this year I'm one of three men joining the kitchen staff. We wear traditional clothing, and cook over an open fire. There's nothing from the modern day involved or allowed showing.

So, excited I guess.

Also, I'll be taking my college entrance exam on Monday. I'm nervous.

  • Listening to: Sugar how you get so fly.

Spider-man

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 6, 2012, 3:49 PM
So, me and my cousin were getting ready to see the amazing Spider-man, for the second time, he hadn't seen it yet, so I offered to go with him. We went to the store to buy some candy to sneak in, you know, because Movie theater candy is expensive, and we were staring at the candy, which was on the cereal aisle, and it was like, six dollars a package! So, we wandered off down the aisle dejectedly, and then we noticed that the cereal looked yummy, and that it was two for five dollars....so, we bought bags of cereal! And little bottles of milk, and we snuck them into the theater! And WE ATE CEREAL AND MILK WHILE WATCHING SPIDER-MAN!

  • Reading: The Hobbit